The Secret Theater is one of the special features in the "special edition" of Metal Gear Solid 3, Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence. It is a collection of humorous film clips that are mostly parodies of scenes from that game. The Secret Theater is unlocked by either finishing the main game or selecting "I like MGS3!" when starting a new game.
List of films[]
The Beginning is the End[]
When: Snake lands after the HALO jump in the Virtuous Mission.
Snake cuts himself from his parachute too soon, and falls off the side of the cliff. The "Time Paradox" screen appears, with Campbell telling Snake that he "can't go changing the future like that."
Gotcha This Time[]
When: Snake is planting the C3 charges on the fuel tanks
Snake catches the C3 butterfly and plants it, but he accidentally sets the timer to go off too soon. The entire facility explodes.
Get Down[]
When: Snake meets EVA in Rassvet.
A rather nonsensical scene involving two Sokolovs replacing Snake and EVA, and the officials from the end of the game replacing the soldiers.
Payback/Metal Gear Stupid[]
When: After Operation Snake Eater
The director of the CIA hunts down Snake after he doesn't receive a handshake, but it all works out between them (resulting in Snake and the CIA Director doing the "Ring around the Rosie" dance and kissing amid Granin, Zero, and numorous others). Also, Raiden finds himself chased by the Shagohod.
Cat-Like Behavior[]
When: Ocelot is holding EVA at gunpoint, early into Operation Snake Eater.
When Snake tells Ocelot that he doesn't have what it takes to kill him, Ocelot proves otherwise. However, he allows EVA to escape.
The Quick Version[]
When: Before the duel with Ocelot after defeating The Boss
Ocelot attempts to jump into the WiG; however, he rolls through the other door and into the lake.
I Read Them For The Articles[]
When: Virtuous Mission, when Snake finds Sokolov
Snake discovers Sokolov hiding his pornography, and knocks him out so he can look at it for himself.
Metal Gear S.../Metal Gear Sigint[]
When: Starts at the beginning of Operation Snake Eater, continues through many points in the game
Parody of Snake Eater, with Snake replaced by (and always ending up just behind) Sigint wherever he goes.
The Ultimate Weapon[]
When: The end of Virtuous Mission
Snake and The Boss play rock-paper-scissors from a distance, Snake from his position on the ground, and The Boss in the helicopter. However, when The Boss tells Snake that he can't beat her, he suddenly pulls a "victory" (he cheated). Defeated, The Boss apparently loses her mind (which is visualized in a rather bizarre scene), lands the chopper right in front of Snake, and fires the hand-held nuclear warhead, obliterating everyone.
Made in the USA[]
When: Snake receives his M1911A1 in Operation Snake Eater
Snake inspects his new gun in great detail, to discover that it's only a novelty lighter.
Basashi[]
When: Beginning of Operation Snake Eater
Para-Medic scolds Snake for his thoughts about eating a horse.
Close Call[]
When: Snake & EVA fight Volgin and the Shagohod
Snake mistimes his dive across the front of the Shagohod, and gets caught under the drill of the machine.
He's Still Got It[]
When: Starts during The End's introduction in Operation Snake Eater, continues through many points in the game
The End becomes infatuated with Tatyana, and follows her during different points in the game, while growing a dislike for Ocelot.
Metal Gear Raiden: Snake Eraser[]
When: Many different points in the game
After discovering that the main character of Metal Gear Solid 4 will be Solid Snake, a frustrated Raiden travels through time to 1964 in an attempt to eliminate Big Boss before his sons can be created, thereby eliminating Solid Snake. Raiden fails every attempt to eliminate Big Boss, and gets himself both physically and emotionally scarred in the process (especially when Colonel Volgin keeps mistaking him for Major Raikov, whom Raiden intentionally resembles). However, he gains a great amount of respect for him, to the point that he is seen congratulating him as he receives the title of Big Boss. Despite this, Raiden does not give up on his plan, and travels to 1999 to eliminate Snake during the Zanzibar Land uprising; however, he fails this as well, and gives up on becoming the main character of MGS4, to which Rosemary responds "There's going to be a '5', isn't there?" This has lead some fans to believe that Kojima is hinting at not stopping the series with Metal Gear Solid 4.
The plot of Metal Gear Raiden, besides being an obvious parody of Snake Eater, (and, to a lesser extent, Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake), is also an obvious parody of the plots of The Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgment Day (Raiden travels through time to kill the parent of an important hero and, having failed that, attempts to kill the hero himself; this is similar to the attempts of the T-800 and T-1000 Terminators, respectively). Also, the scene where Raiden first appears in 1964 is an obvious reference to the time travel of the Terminator films. At one point, Raiden even switches to a Terminator-style viewpoint, with red thermal vision and various technical readouts.
Metal Gear Solid 4 E3 2005 Trailer[]
The humorous trailer for MGS4 shown at E3 2005 (not the nine-minute trailer seen at the 2005 Tokyo Game Show, which is on Disc 3 of the Subsistence special edition).
Diehard[]
When: When the Shagohod hits the WiG on the runway
Volgin drives the Shagohod into the WiG, but the Shagohod flips and rolls. Volgin is ejected from the Shagohod and lands next to Snake and EVA. Ocelot drives right into him, sending him flying. He then explodes in the air; it could also be interpreted as Volgin punching through a backdrop.
The Joy[]
When: Dolinovodno, at the end of the Virtous Mission
Everything happens according to plan, but The Pain's bees attack The Boss, causing her to jump over the bridge and detonate her microbomb. The video ends with Snake saluting The Boss and Volgin walks up, saying, "What is she after?"
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